IN & OUT of line

Yesterday, which was meant to be our day of rest before the drive to Portland, the Christmas tree leaked.

Here is the tree hung from the ceiling on fishing line, inside a plastic bucket with water, which is inside the huge Chinese jardiniere that came from my Aunt Marcie. We have put up our tree this way for years.

Unbeknownst to us the bucket developed a 1″ crack. Water leaked into the huge clay pot, which would have held it, but someone in a previous generation drilled holes in the bottom to use it as a planter. I had plugged the holes and for a decade it was home to a goldfish, eventually killed by toxic Chinese fish food. Gary had removed the plugs. Hence: water all over the floor while we were out walking. Thank goodness we had not gotten around to decorating the tree.

We came back from our morning walk to find water across the floor. The tree, with indoor/outdoor lights still on, is now placed just outside the window. The carpet and pad lifted and drying on milk cartons. The floor swept and wiped down. Towels washed and dried. I made scones with the last of the fresh cranberries. All this on what we had intended to be a restful day.

In further news, a bicyclist was killed last night on highway 101 when a trucker swerved into the shoulder at about milepost 27, just north of us. That nearly happened to us last week.

There hasn’t been much beach this month, and I like running up hill north of us on the highway. That was my plan a week ago, but it started raining that morning as it most often does. Just a light rain, but I allowed I might walk the hill instead of running it. Gary said in that case he would walk with me. He usually waits at the bottom.

We were walking on the narrow paved shoulder, but the car did not move out of the lane, as drivers usually do, so I moved to the very narrow strip of gravel (about 10″ just inside the guardrail with a drop off on the other side). Gary was right behind me. The chip truck swerved onto the shoulder. As Gary says: We could have reached out and touched it. The backdraft alone nearly took me off my feet and drenched both of us.

Locally, this is what we call a “chipper”—yeah, it’s huge with a deep belly. [photo used without permission, sorry]

Gary has been a bit of a wreck ever since. I have suggested Gary accept a new spiritual advisor—currently Squirrel—but he is resistant to my suggestion of Crow, who has a sense of humor, is cautious, but less likely to panic.

This is not my first close call, not even the worst experience from running the highway. I recall being warned that at night, drivers will sometimes drive toward a lighted runner, and that is why when I ran my middle leg of the Hood to Coast back in the day, I carried the required light, but turned it off in the middle of the night and ran by moonlight. Like loose dogs, trucks veering onto the shoulder have been ongoing issues. But it was not dark when this happened, we carried no light only reflective clothing, this was on a straightway, and there was absolutely no reason for the trucker to move closer to us—no oncoming traffic.

The good news is that we remain uninjured, no cards sent but gifts wrapped, we were home when water leaked all over the floor and we noticed in time to clean it up. Bad news? Really none. We’re fine. The tree is still beautiful and probably happier outside the door than in. We expect to see family today.

It is, after all, the holiday season, even if it is still raining.

“If you’re lucky enough to be at the beach, you’re lucky enough!”

10 thoughts on “IN & OUT of line

  1. Glad you caught the leaky tree bucket before real damage could occur. No tree here this year, even fake, to cause incidents. We have a houseful of cats who could probably cause serious destruction. Right now, as I type, one of them has pulled a wooden toy snake from a cabinet and is banging it against the hall wall.

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